Call me crazy, but what is it with women playing games these days? One minute a girl starts bitching because you’re trying to be a good gentleman. The next minute, the same damn girl starts freaking out because you’re supposedly “being too forward.” Needless to say, in this day and age the last thing I’m in the mood for is to go to jail or wind up with a multimillion-dollar lawsuit. Better say I to just stick to porn, which, thanks to the otherwise good-for-nothing Internet, now seems to be both of very high quality and nearly free for the taking. And it’s not like I’m the only guy of my generation who thinks the exact same way. So let the girls of the world out there be warned: Be good to us guys, or us guys will every bit of give up on you.
—No More Games for Me
Hi, No More Games.
I will admit, you have a very interesting take on male-female relations. Still, I think you will be very heavily missing out if you decide to forego relations with the opposite sex just because one amongst the many millions of girls out there apparently started playing games with you. And I’m not just talking about sex, either. I’m talking about having real, meaningful, one-on-one relationships, where you can open freely of yourself to another, while having your significant other be just as honest and forthcoming with you. Fine as all that nice porn out there might be, in no way does it make up for a fulfilling and intimate human-to-human relationship.
Feel free to contact Anonymous Zaius and ask him dating/relationship questions at AnonymousZaius@gmail.com.
For the record, Anonymous Zaius (AKA Jason Famous) is not, nor has he ever been, a licensed counselor or psychologist. What advice he has to give was acquired the old-fashioned way, through the dual schools of both hard knocks and his own personal dating experience. It thus goes without saying the above dating advice is to be used for purposes of entertainment only.